10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester