10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow