10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson