10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson