10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright