10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.