10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"