10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "No river, no fish."
- Fold and live to fold again
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."