10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer