10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.