10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz