10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz