10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)