10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow