10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.