10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss