10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon