10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "All-in, bitches!!!"