10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack