10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT