10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim