10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."