10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Welcome to kicker school
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.