10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977