10 Random Poker Quotes

In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson