10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is for loners.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?