10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.