10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.