10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.