10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."