10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fook the floosh droo!