10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.