10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.