10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.