10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.