10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike