10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak