10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)