10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.