10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen