10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth