10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.