10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.