10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.