10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!