10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is for loners.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.