10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker