10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."