10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger