10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.